Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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