The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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