i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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