Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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