I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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