Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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