so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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