My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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