Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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