STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
MIDGETS
????
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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