I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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