I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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