I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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