I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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