mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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