is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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