WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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