btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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