I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I would ride that face into the sunset
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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