I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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