You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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