i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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