wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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