My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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