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(949): View more from California

...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail

(949): View more from California

ps not my toothbrush awkward.

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(845): View more from New York

This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Don't worry. I has chaperone.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening

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(740): View more from Ohio

I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up

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(206): View more from Washington

I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week

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