i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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