Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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