The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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