it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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