Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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