He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Im part way to drunk.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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