Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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