Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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