is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
and you fell through a lawn chair
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