So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
