I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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