Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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