and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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