ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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