You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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