so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
