Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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