dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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