I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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