this beer tastes like vomit already
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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