Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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