this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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