No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You made out with two different species that night
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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