so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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