so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
