my soul wont recognize me after tonight
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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